C: So I’ll have the fish, but I’ll have the turnips from the duck dinner instead of the vegetables from the fish dinner. Also, just a pint of turnips on the side”
AK: We can give you the turnips with the char, but can’t do a pint since we don’t have a whole lot of them on the line.
C: Well, just do what you can
AK: Well, we can’t
C: (In the most hurt, attacked voice. I have ruined a life)…Oh,…